In Pursuit of Life, Liberty and Laughter
Little boxes on an island, Little boxes made of ticky-tacky, There's a green one and a pink one and a blue one and a yellow one and they're all made out of ticky-tacky and they all look just the same. And the people in the houses All go to the university, And they all get put in boxes, Little boxes, all the same. And there's doctors and there's lawyers and business executives, and they're all made out of ticky-tacky and they all look just the same.
Posted on Friday, August 15, 2008

News Cast

Written by Yane at 12:16 PM
Welcome to prime time news on News Cast. Here on News Cast we provide you short happenings as short as one liners for busy bees like you and me.

Top stories today, girls sporting large black framed glasses without lenses looks ridiculously dumb and cheap!

Next up, afraid of taking public transport? Be terrified! One passenger watched a girl stare in horror as a VERY OBESE sweaty guy beside her on the bus. We interviewed other passengers who witness the event "seriousness aside, it was oddly amusing".

In sports, recent workers and students with punctuality problems find running for buses a refreshing morning run.

To end the program, we bring you the weather forecast. Sunny sun and hazy days for Singapore. Haze coming from Indonesia and hazier skies ahead with the annual excessive burning of joss paper during the Ghost festival.

Better be safe than sorry or so they say. Ghost superstition warns against swimming.

Thank you for tuning in and i look forward to bringing you the next episode of News Cast. Good Bye!

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