Size Does Matter

Size Does Matter

Obese people should pay twice the bus and train fare. This is not the first time i've mentioned this. The Opposition party really should use this as their campaign and when i'm 21 i'll vote for them instead of giving a null vote.

Obese people should be given a special ez link card. Hmmm. I was thinking of measuring their hip size for them to qualify the FAT EZ LINK CARD. But that's too mean. Imagine the humiliation they have to go through having their hip size measured at a busy counter and having kids laughing at them. It's a good source of motivation for them to lose weight or probably end their life. Assumption : some obese people have low self esteem.

So i thought 2x the normal BMI is a fair measurement for the FAT EZ LINK CARD. See. I'm not all that mean.

Mean alert! When the ezlink card was implemented many STINGY parents will use their kids card to travel hence saving them money. Knowing SBS and SMRT is very calculative i have a method to prevent obese people from using ordinary card. FAT EZ LINK CARD will beep "FAT" when the card is being tapped.

I never give fat people a break.