In Pursuit of Life, Liberty and Laughter
Little boxes on an island, Little boxes made of ticky-tacky, There's a green one and a pink one and a blue one and a yellow one and they're all made out of ticky-tacky and they all look just the same. And the people in the houses All go to the university, And they all get put in boxes, Little boxes, all the same. And there's doctors and there's lawyers and business executives, and they're all made out of ticky-tacky and they all look just the same.
Posted on Thursday, January 31, 2008

Battle of The Bodily Functions

Written by Yane at 1:17 PM
Battle of The Bodily Functions/organs/@^*()

The heart, stomach, bowel system was fighting to be the master of the body.

The heart says "well, without me the body wouldn't function. i don't pump blood around the body, it dies"

The stomach says "without me digesting food, the body will give up"

Now for the bowel system to state his stand... The heart and stomach interrupted "why are we wasting time hearing to you?!" The bowel still being cocky and believe it is the master says "all of you wait and see"

The entire body wasn't feeling very well. Both the heart and stomach does not have a single clue why. Then the bowel system spoke up "i deliberately chose not to function. without me clearing the waste, all of you are nothing!"

The heart and stomach was very stubborn and refuse to crown the bowel system as the master. Days went by and they felt worser and worser. Finally, they gave up and crown the bowel as the master.

Moral of the story?

You don't have to be important or smart. You just have to be an asshole!

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