Survivor China

Survivor China

Last night on Channel 5 was the first episode of survivor. Since this season is in China i am really interested in a bunch of Americans living in China, near a temple.

In the first 10 - 15 mins of the show you see a few women contestant with yellow veils over their shoulder. Why? Baring too much skin in a temple. And this particular woman, named Courtney, has no respect for people's religion acting like a dumb blonde (she's a blonde waitress in NY).

The thing that cracked me up about the show was this guy named Chicken! haha. His occupation? I bet you guessed it right. A chicken farmer. I was laughing my ass off and self entertaining myself with chicken jokes.

Me: Hey chicken. You hungry? Let's see what we have here for you. Ahhhh! Chicken's feed.

Me: Hey chicken. What do u feed chickens with?
Chicken: Chicken feeds.
Me: Ooooh. So you share food with your chickens..... It must be premium chicken feeds!

Me: Hey chicken. Wake me up tomorrow early at 6am. How does your alarm sounds?
Chicken: Poook poook poook kaaay!

The rest of contestants on Survivor China complaining they are hungry.
One contestant comes up with an idea: Let's catch a CHICKEN!
Another contestant: Oh. We don't have to. He's right here.

If only he stayed for more than one episode. I could have came up with better and stronger chicken jokes :P
It's no surprise he's first one out. He doesn't fit in. Well, at least he's spared from the further world wide embarrassment :P

Fei Long is going to dominate the game for awhile ;) They are physically fit and strong compared to Zhan Hu. Zhan Hu has either the fatty's or the skinny's.

Must i say i feel racial discrimination going on? Peihh ee was voted once or twice to be out, for i don't know what reason.

Okay. I am going to keep up with survivor china for awhile. It's a fresh new look for Survivor definitely.